Protocol

Last week, some very important people and I were discussing a matter that needs to be settled once and for all. When you are passing someone you know and you are both clearly walking with a purpose, do you really need to ask, "How are you?". There is just no time for that. A simple, "Hey!" or a "Hi!" will suffice.

Just the other day it happened to me and it was beyond awkward. I ended up doing a 360 spin because I had turned around to say, "Good, how are you?". It just looked silly.
So please use your judgement and save yourself and others from the awkward "How are you?"

Sorry to sound bossy <3

Temptation

While I was at uni yesterday, I went to the bathroom, and as soon as I enter the cubicle, I see a Blackberry staring at me on top of the toilet paper dispenser. No way. I was just thinking about getting a Blackberry. But what if I had gotten a Blackberry and left it in the cubicle in the bathroom at uni. And someone else had found it staring at them.

Yeah, I gave it back.

I can't help it

There are no underlying messages. You can't learn anything from it. It isn't a competition. There is no money going to charity. And there is no aim. It's Jersey Shore and I won't lie, but I'm addicted.

Tonight...

...Nothing matters. No one can see you. No one can stop you. Everything sparkles.

Thank you, my dear friend, Vodka.

10 Ways to Absorb a Textbook

I'm a law student. That means the only skills I need are reading and writing. And hey, I already know how to do that. So here are some of my study tips.

1. Use studying as an excuse to avoid events you know will be lame.
2. Watch other people study so it feels like you are studying too.
3. Find a hobby (I like sewing).
4. Exercise because all those studies say it helps. Personally I feel tired afterwards.
5. Keep sugar based foods on your desk.
6. Allocate some time during your lecture to take notes.
7. Complain about uni on Facebook, looking for sympathy comments.
8. Save up $200, then pay someone to write your assignment. (I made $200 on a nursing assignment)
9. Create a list of the work you need to do. Then decorate it.
10. Write a blog!

I'll cut your little heart out

There is no other way to say this. I am in love with Florence and the Machine. She is amazing. I can't count how many times I've listened to her album Lungs; whilst running, on the bus, vacuuming, even going to sleep. My personal favourite is Girl With One Eye, which I must admit, its just way too much fun to sing along to.

Get your filthy fingers out of my pie.