note to Ju

Don't wear thongs to uni when its a rainy day.
The wearing of thongs creates a small forest on the back of the calves and mid thighs.
Said forest can only be deforested once completely dry.

meet my lil freak

Not that I have any credibility to do this, I am going to give a review of last nights Usher concert.

Ok so first of all, WOW. Dude works out. I think 3/4 of the appeal of Usher is his body. Nevermind the fact he was singing to a backing track of himself singing (no it wasn't lipsyncing), everyone, or should I say every girl, was going cray cray for his every move. How many times is it possible for a guy to take his shirt off in a 2 hour concert? Watch Usher and it'll be every second song. Not that I am complaining. Musically his voice is amazing. He's a bit of a ballad boy but still manages to hold that swag that all black guys seem to do. I think he may have been a bit off when he played around with his falsetto, but that may just have been the speakers. Who knows. I was looking at his abs. Halfway through, he took a break from his songs to pick a girl out to come up on stage with him. "Say 'Usher'. Pick me baby. You gotta be over 18, single and ready to mingle" he sang over and over, teasing every single girl (and guy?) who had paid good money to be in the front mosh. This went on for probably ten minutes....ten LONG painful minutes until he found one. Then the other 20,000 people in the centre got to watch him serenade/seduce this lucky bitch while he sang Trading Places to her lying on a couch. Alright so I was jelly. So was everyone else. But overall, he did give an amazing performance. The kid is damn good at dancing and even did a little tribute to his idol, MJ. So much respect. Obviously he saved OMG til last to close what I think was a spectacular show (lol who says 'spectacular'?). If you missed him last night, I recommend youtubing him to see for yourself.

i have found the appeal of tumblr

I stumbled across this cutie whilst on a friends tumblr.
But I think I still prefer blogspot. I feel more educated being able to post my own words and pictures, rather than playing hide and seek searching for artistic images of skinny topless girls in awkward poses.

On another note, I embraced the start of uni this year thinking, hey, I am pretty invicible, therefore I will do 5 subjects. But just last night, I hesitantly dropped the 5th subject.
I was mostly relieved, but felt defeated at the same time. I felt like a pussy.
So next semester it is. I will complete 5 subjects. I have to.

don't be shy

Why are we always embarrased about the things we like?

I'm not.
So here goes.


I like to buy second-hand things, whether that be thrifted through a store or found on eBay from someone else who's done the hard work. I'd say about 1/4 of my wardrobe is now second-hand (or something I've sewn myself).

I sleep with Mr Sparkles here. He is adorable and that is enough reason to have him on my bed.

Yes, I like Justin Bieber. Did you know you can get a Justin Bieber Wallpaper App on your phone?

I play pokemon on my Nintendo DS. And it is sooo much fun.

Ok, so I occassionally watch Hannah Montana on a Saturday morning on Saturday Disney, with or without my little sister.

teach yourself a lesson pt. 4

Dear Grade 6 Julia,
I would like to congratulate you on this one. That time you were playing tiggy with the girls at lunch, you checked back to see how close Emma was to catching you and as you turned back around, a pole had miraculously appeared. I am so proud of you for managing to laugh off the fact that you had just become a baby unicorn. You held back the tears and it was brilliant.
Love 19 yrs 10mths Julia

Dear Grade 7 Julia,
Times ares tough and for some reason everyone is finding reasons to bitch about each other. Its become survival of the toughest and girls will do anything just to be catty. I know you never hid a list of who you hate in your desk (what a dumb rumour) and you never deserved to be pushed off your chair by Nixon (even though you were swinging off it). Stay strong, because grade 8 got a lot better.
Love 19 yrs 10 mths Julia

by the wei

I also forgot to mention on my wishlist that I would like a personal thug who will follow me around saying things like "bitches aint shit" and singing "teach me how to dougie".

I will be the coolest kid at uni.

busta or a thug. either or is fine.

all i want for christmas

ok so its not christmas, but lately i've been creating a wishlist in my mind as i daydream at various places where there is no one to talk to (e.g. work, the bus, the car...etc).

1. a pet polar bear who never grows up. I want to call him Polly D (but not as in polly pocket, it'll be pronounced, Pole-ee)

2. a pet wombat who can play with Polly D

3. a stripper pole in my kitchen. nothing raunchy, I just think it would be cool to be able to run in and spin on it, then leave again. it would distract me from going to grab unhealthy food.

4. one of those 2 wheel weird balancing scooters that look like lecterns. especially in this heat!

5. a swimming pool so i can teach Polly and the wombat to swim.

look how cute polly is