How to have the best night of your life

1. Find a nice venue on the internet and wing it by not even visiting prior to the night. 

2. Invite all your best friends who you know actually give a damn about you. Prohibit tag-alongs. 

3. Invest in an appropriate amount for food and beverages. 

4. Get extremely lucky by having a bartender who lives by the motto, 'One for you, one for me'. And cannot comprehend when a bar tab is 'over'. 

5. Wear leopard and leather